Lair Facts

[Kris Johnson]

The air conditioning units in The Secret Lair do not utilize chlorofluorocarbon, hydrogenated chlorofluorocarbon or hydrochlorofluorocarbon refrigerants, nor any compound with an "R-" designation. Instead, a series of cooling tunnels connect the HVAC system in the Lair directly to Earth's polar regions. Though not officially recognized by Guiness, the cooling tunnels are the longest bobsled/luge runs on the planet.

[Kris Johnson]

We can see your house from here.

[David Moore]

You can bobsled or luge in your HVAC system? That sounds like a breach of security waiting to happen. If you haven't already, I suggest high energy UV lights coupled with a laser array. The array I suggest is similar to the one Umbrella corporation uses in the Resident Evil movies.

[Kris Johnson]

Yes, you "can" bobsled or luge in our HVAC system.

That doesn't mean I'd recommend it.

[Kris Johnson]

For various reasons that I am not at liberty to discuss, it is not possible to topple dominoes in The Secret Lair.

[David Moore]

Not possible, or not allowed? They are different.

[Kris Johnson]

Rest assured that if I had meant to indicate that the toppling of dominoes in The Secret Lair is forbidden by decree of the Overlords or for any reason whatsoever I would have used words to that effect.